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My Budding Buddy Hackett
A collection of humor:
Why did the light turn on when it wasn't supposed to?
Because it was its turn to dance.
What did the bottle say to the bottle cap?
Vap!
Why did the chicken criss-cross applesauce?
Because it was in school!
Why were the stripes colorful?
Because they were rainbow stripes (Mommy, was that an adult joke?).
And one that actually made me laugh out loud (with relief?):
Why didn't the car move?
Cuz it was parked!
Why did the light turn on when it wasn't supposed to?
Because it was its turn to dance.
What did the bottle say to the bottle cap?
Vap!
Why did the chicken criss-cross applesauce?
Because it was in school!
Why were the stripes colorful?
Because they were rainbow stripes (Mommy, was that an adult joke?).
And one that actually made me laugh out loud (with relief?):
Why didn't the car move?
Cuz it was parked!
posted by Mignon at 2:03 PM
That chicken joke is actually pretty sophisticated. Making a play on "cross the road" to "criss-cross applesauce," and coming up with a logical answer that's consistent with the original joke. "To get to the other side" is every bit as obvious as sitting criss-cross in school. The genius bit is that the chicken is now attending school.
I don't know if that was her intent, but regardless, you're my favorite person in the whole world right now for using 'sophisticated' and 'genius' in reference to my child.
If you had one of the Amazon wish lists on your sight I'd be all over it.