Tuesday, December 04, 2007

The Information Superhighway sometimes turns into an unmarked road through the Idaho panhandle.

"you dont argue with people who are athiest, or strung out on drugs, right??? why or why not??? because they are not of the majority.. they are screwed up upstairs.. as too are racists..."

As stated in a recent online discussion about why Will Smith inadvertently gave away the ending of "I Am Legend." Racists, druggies and atheists. Avoid discussions with these people at ALL COSTS.

This is why I love the internet by the way. I miss the DMV conversations during the years I'm away.

6 Comments:

Blogger meno said...

Can't talk to me, i am one of those horrible things, although the drugs sound pretty good right now too.

12/04/2007 9:37 PM  
Blogger Orange said...

What?! How did I get bundled with racists and junkies here? There are those who might group fundies with them, but atheists? Sheesh.

Me, I try not to argue with people who can't spell and have yet to master punctuation and sentence structure.

12/05/2007 5:15 AM  
Anonymous Agnes Liebowitz said...

Just imagine the blog fodder one could pick up by working at the DMV. You'd never stop writing.

http://wordgirl5.typepad.com/apathy_lounge

12/05/2007 7:32 AM  
Blogger Eliza said...

THANK YOU, Mignon, for getting this valuable information out there. Why the fuck don't more people know that they are not allowed to argue with me? I'm not a racist, but I'm both of the other two AT ALL TIMES (prescription only, but still, Valium, Xanax, a class II narcotic twice a day for the chronic pain, anti-nausea meds that make me loopy, and like, eleven other things that I think are killing my liver and brain at a rate that keeps coherence juuuuuust out of my reach most of the time, THANK GOODNESS). I AM BULLET-PROOF! NO ARGUING WITH ME! Someone needs to inform my children of this exciting development. And also my husband, although unlike the children I can generally tune him out completely with a clear conscience so they are the first priority. But yeah why am I all wrapped up with the racists? That's messed up. NO MORE OF THAT, AND NO ARGUMENTS ON THE MATTER. So let it be written, so let it be done.

12/05/2007 5:58 PM  
Blogger lildb said...

yeah, totally, and btw you're looking kinda ridiculously hot in your new photo.

p.s. this is a shit comment and I'm fully aware as well as sorry but I wanted to be sure and inform as to the hotness. in, apparently, the most boring possible way. the point is still this: you = hot. there. I'm done.

12/06/2007 1:00 PM  
Blogger Abyss of Silence said...

HAH!

"athiest, or strung out on drugs"

Like it's one in the same!That's hilarious!

I've never taken a drug in my life (unless you count alcohol, Pamprin and Robitussin; not at the same time mind you).

I suppose being an atheist is like living in an altered state from that of religionists. I'm strung out living in the altered state of reality. Dude!

12/19/2007 8:16 AM  

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