Wednesday, August 29, 2007

This shit's startin to piss me off.

I've taken this damn quiz three times now. Three different websites with three different sets of questions. Every damn time. The same thing.

You're Anne of Green Gables!

by L.M. Montgomery

Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage
cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash,
honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Perhaps I read the book as a kid and perhaps I loved it and perhaps I loved the PBS series too, but all that don't mean shit, hear? I ain't no Anne.

Cottage cheese? What the hell?


Blogger meno said...

Heh heh! Just give in and accept your inner adorable redhead.

I am Sidhartha, does that make you feel any better?

8/29/2007 4:47 PM  
Anonymous Nancy said...

I was David Copperfield. Ugh.

8/29/2007 5:27 PM  
Anonymous Ortizzle said...

I got The Guns of August, to wit:
Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what causes war. You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they really are. Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing with what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else in the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can diplomats."

Whatever that means. I did say that I did not feel old, so I don't know how that came up, LOL.

8/29/2007 5:53 PM  
Blogger spellconjurer said...

I can't admit what I was. I won't do it. Damn you Mignon! Snoooort.

8/29/2007 7:39 PM  
Blogger Mamalujo said...

I'm "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe." Whatever.

8/30/2007 7:07 AM  
Blogger Bob said...

I'm Roots.

"your people have been through a great number of trials and that you are where you are because of hard work. You have nothing to lose but your chains"

little did I know.


8/30/2007 9:45 AM  
Anonymous TB said...

I'd say that's about half true. I mean the cottage cheese part is obviously bullshit, but you do make quite an impression and you are honest, but I don't see how that makes you Anne. Maybe Emma Woodhouse?

I'm Alice in Wonderland. Snort.

8/30/2007 10:14 AM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Don't worry about the cottage cheese; they're just talking about my post-baby thighs. Oh, who am I kidding--they were like that to begin with. At least now I have an excuse.

If you're Anne of Green Gables, then I'm George Frickin' Washington. There's nothing wrong with Anne, but you're not her. You're more like--well, you're more of an individual than that.

Now I have to find out who I am. I'll report back.

8/30/2007 11:47 AM  
Blogger Arabella said...

I'm Watership Down. That explains the pellets when I'm constipated.

8/30/2007 11:50 AM  
Blogger Tink said...

I'm Les Miserables? Stupid quiz.

8/30/2007 2:05 PM  
Blogger Nance said...

Okay, I'm LOLITA. I'd just leave that and allow you to be jealous, except that it's really mostly bullshit. I'm not, as it said, totally obsessed with sex and that I should "please stay away from children" among other nefarious assessments of my supposed tantalizing and X-rated character. Nothing could be more hilarious. Believe me. Oh. My. God.

8/31/2007 8:37 AM  
Blogger Orange said...

You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.

Omigod, the quiz nailed me perfectly. I am incredibly witty and funny! I could coin an awesome phrase if I felt like it, too.

9/02/2007 7:37 PM  
Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Consistency is a good thing, right?

9/02/2007 9:02 PM  
Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

I'd be crushed if someone called me "chipper."

9/04/2007 12:44 AM  

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