Too Cool for School

Remeber how I figured out Cee-Lo was Gnarls Barkley? Remember that? And how cool that made me?

Well listen to THIS!

I was watching Layer Cake the other day while Madeleine was at a friend's house and Pooey was given carte blanche access to one of our (8 or 9) junk drawers and mid-way through the movie I actually had to pause it to check out Daniel Craig's ensemble. Because DAMN he looked fine in his jeans and biker jacket. I actually sat for several moments, checking out the threads thinking "he is just snappy!"

And yep yep. Look at this:


And, to fulfill my fashionista quota for the day, are these the most ill-fitting and unflattering pants you've seen today? Probably not ever, because, well, this is America, the land of fatties and super-low-rise jeans. Recipe for disaster, that. But still, she's loaded, right? She pays someone a billion dollars to tell her which way the ball's gonna break, for god's sake. Someone throw her a bone, here! Anyone? Okay, here's a start. (check it out - good advice on jeans, except all the ones that fit me are $150+ and I just don't swing that way - shit! that'd get me these and these and one of these!)