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Nothing to see here, Mom... Move along now...
Jim, tiptoeing out of the bathroom with a pair of dirty undies covering his jewels, "Will you throw me my shorts?"
Me: "What's with you? You could never be a nudist, could you."
J: "Maybe if I had a giant schlong."
Me: "And that right there's the difference between nudists and exhibitionists."
J: "Whatever. I could be both - I'd just need that schlong."
Me: "You and me both honey."
Me: "What's with you? You could never be a nudist, could you."
J: "Maybe if I had a giant schlong."
Me: "And that right there's the difference between nudists and exhibitionists."
J: "Whatever. I could be both - I'd just need that schlong."
Me: "You and me both honey."
posted by Mignon at 10:50 AM
I'm keeping my eyes closed here. I promise I'm not peeking.**fingers crossd**
Hmmmm...
As long as you've baited the hook with a worm...
I found that public nudity was one of my most liberating experiences. (Sorry Tobias of Arrested Development, and all your fellow never-nudes.)
My introduction to nude recreation in Austin's Lake Travis at Hippie Hollow and the (in)famous clothing optional houseboat will always be with me.
At the very least it helped me to convert my spouse into someone who could sleep in the nude without angst.
The biggest, toughest Texas cojones are those that have been proudly worn, out in the open, arguing the finer points of public nudity law with the police... in the nude.
(Underneath our clothes... do you realize... we're all completely NAKED!)
p.s. all references to worm (i.e hook baited by worm) are pureley metaphorical and shall not be construed to relate to the dimensions of said "worm".
If I had a giant penis, I'd sell tickets for that shit.
LMAO. I don't know what's funnier, your post or the mental image I have of TB selling tickets for her penis peep show!
lol!
What a thought to be the last page I'm reading before heading to bed.
(fyi, I'm back from Atlanta, missed ya! trying to force blog into cooperation for pics-)
ohhhhhhhh nellie!!
as my father used to say.
i love these kind of conversations.
truely. touching.
moosedrool...check. but i prefer the trout slayer i think. although, perhaps i just enjoy saying it.
Totally with Jim on this one....
Catholic upbringing ruined me. The only nude I do is Revlon lipstick.
There's always hope v-grrrl. My partner is a recovering Catholic too.
Oh, come now! Catholics aren't so bad! Witness all the Renaissance art depicting beautiful nudes.
And some of us even do RED lipstick. :)
(.)(.)
whooooo! (if only my real ones were so perky)
har. :p
schlong. *giggles, with shoulders scrunched around ears*
Arabella,
I think that lovely Renaissance art was painted by closet Protestants who didn't have to go to confession afterwards. ;)