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6 million dollar cervical exam
Sometimes I feel like my life is a series of sneezes. Ah-choo! I'm in college. Ah-choo! Whoa - where did these kids come from?
But today, while I was mid pap-smear and Quinn was bouncing gleefully on my stomach with my RNP going, "I've never tried to hit a moving cervix..." it was more like the super-slow-mo neeneeneeneeneeneenee of a running bionic person.
After that, the breast exam was pure joy.
But today, while I was mid pap-smear and Quinn was bouncing gleefully on my stomach with my RNP going, "I've never tried to hit a moving cervix..." it was more like the super-slow-mo neeneeneeneeneeneenee of a running bionic person.
After that, the breast exam was pure joy.
posted by Mignon at 1:17 PM
You must have a super kid friendly doctor. I think mine likes the kids until their moving. With my luck, mine would dismantle some 10000 dollar piece of equipment. I know my husband did the last time he attended an ob appt.
So THAT is what you do with kids when you have to go to a doctor. Making note to self for future reference.
"My life is a series of sneezes"
That the title to a kick ass poem, Mignon. Or essay. Write it, I say.
Well, I think you have just taken bonding with your children to new limits. Inspirational and hilarious, as always!
You are one tough mofo.
Orange took my comment. All right, then, I'll come up with another: You're my bloody HERO.
More proof that you're ass-kicking tough.
Totally. You're Jamie Sommers tough. Although i have to say your RPN is pretty tough too. You guys should take that show on the road!
Dude. I can't even have a pap swear without a glass of wine first and a totally silent room. Oh and no audiences.
How do you do it?!
Mignon is tough as a Mom - but you should have seen her as a line-backer in IWFL Football...she was a killer.