Friday, November 10, 2006

6 million dollar cervical exam

Sometimes I feel like my life is a series of sneezes. Ah-choo! I'm in college. Ah-choo! Whoa - where did these kids come from?

But today, while I was mid pap-smear and Quinn was bouncing gleefully on my stomach with my RNP going, "I've never tried to hit a moving cervix..." it was more like the super-slow-mo neeneeneeneeneeneenee of a running bionic person.


After that, the breast exam was pure joy.

12 Comments:

Blogger Annie said...

Are you telling me your doctor allowed your kiddo to be sitting on your stomach during a pelvic exam?? Did I read that right? Woah. You have one nice doctor if that's the case. But then come to think of it, I never wanted my kids in the same room with me when I was doing that particular exam....LOL

11/11/2006 2:17 AM  
Anonymous kathie said...

You must have a super kid friendly doctor. I think mine likes the kids until their moving. With my luck, mine would dismantle some 10000 dollar piece of equipment. I know my husband did the last time he attended an ob appt.

11/11/2006 4:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So THAT is what you do with kids when you have to go to a doctor. Making note to self for future reference.

11/11/2006 7:16 AM  
Blogger Esereth said...

"My life is a series of sneezes"

That the title to a kick ass poem, Mignon. Or essay. Write it, I say.

11/11/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Ortizzle said...

Well, I think you have just taken bonding with your children to new limits. Inspirational and hilarious, as always!

11/11/2006 1:42 PM  
Blogger Orange said...

You are one tough mofo.

11/11/2006 6:30 PM  
Blogger Feral Mom said...

Orange took my comment. All right, then, I'll come up with another: You're my bloody HERO.

11/12/2006 11:22 AM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

More proof that you're ass-kicking tough.

11/12/2006 6:54 PM  
Anonymous LetterB said...

Totally. You're Jamie Sommers tough. Although i have to say your RPN is pretty tough too. You guys should take that show on the road!

11/13/2006 10:08 AM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

Dude. I can't even have a pap swear without a glass of wine first and a totally silent room. Oh and no audiences.

How do you do it?!

11/13/2006 6:28 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

I agree with Esereth...that's a GREAT title for an article! Write it!! Soon!!

11/15/2006 1:27 AM  
Anonymous Bailey said...

Mignon is tough as a Mom - but you should have seen her as a line-backer in IWFL Football...she was a killer.

11/29/2006 3:53 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home