Biddy Bigot

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. … And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

-- Former first lady Barbara Bush about Katrina evacuees housed in the Houston Astrodome

AAACCH!!

Rove to Bush Sr.: Uh, sir, can you get her back on the bus please. Quick!
Rove to Aide: Who let the biddy out? I thought we had her in an institution somewhere!! What was the name of that place???
Aide to Rove: Umm, Texas?

(Pic and quote from BBC news online)