I imagine if my blog could illustrate itself, this is what it would say:

ETA: This is Madeleine's artwork. She's a nightmare when she gets home from school, and I strongly encourage her to take out her pissiness with a pen or pencil rather than screaming at Quinn when he doesn't want to pretend he's a fairy princess baby. After three peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, two glasses of milk and a half hour of Arthur, she drew a picture of a fairy princess baby with a flower in its hair riding on a flying unicorn.