Okay, I haven't watched the clip yet, but I've been thinking...Mignon, you should write a service article for one of those married-lady magazines: Hands-on advice for the constipated!
Please stop talking. Lower your voice. Hush! Be quiet. Shhhh! Inside voice! In a minute. Hang on. Just a second. No more talking. Stop arguing. I don't want to hear it! Button your lip. Shut your pie hole! No. More. Words--you hear me? Go to your room."
Tink, the script goes roughly like this: The kid comes into Lois's room and says, "Mom! Mom! Mom! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma-MAH! Ma-MAH! Ma-MAH! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mum! Mum! Mum! Ma! Ma! Ma!" Lois exasperatedly replies, "WHAT?!?" The kid says "Hi." and skedaddles out of the room.
Orange: *Chokes on spit* Thanks. That sounds like my life with Hoop. "Babe. babe. babe. Tink. TINK. Tink. Bay-beeeeeee." "WHAT?!" "Do we have any milk?"
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Damn! We can ALL relate to that!
Oh god.
Thank god they don't come out acting like that.
Ack. The story of my life.
LOL. And that's on a good day, right?!!
OMG! THAT IS MY LIFE!!
My husband made the comment once that the kids must say the word Mom 2,000 times a day. I replied, That's All??
Okay, I haven't watched the clip yet, but I've been thinking...Mignon, you should write a service article for one of those married-lady magazines: Hands-on advice for the constipated!
Oh the truth of it...
And when they aren't calling your name over and over and over - you have to worry because its eerily quiet. Which is NEVER a good thing.
Remember how excited we were the first time we heard it? We're FREAKIN MORONS.
What the kids hear:
Please stop talking. Lower your voice. Hush! Be quiet. Shhhh! Inside voice! In a minute. Hang on. Just a second. No more talking. Stop arguing. I don't want to hear it! Button your lip. Shut your pie hole! No. More. Words--you hear me? Go to your room."
*Sniff* I don't have speakers at work. Sometimes I can read the lips... But not on a cartoon! Could you post a script for me? JK
Sometimes...and I do mean SOMETIMES...the word "mom" is just ugly.
Tink, the script goes roughly like this: The kid comes into Lois's room and says, "Mom! Mom! Mom! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma-MAH! Ma-MAH! Ma-MAH! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mum! Mum! Mum! Ma! Ma! Ma!" Lois exasperatedly replies, "WHAT?!?" The kid says "Hi." and skedaddles out of the room.
Ah. So true to life.
Oh, boy. Is this really what it's like?
Orange: *Chokes on spit* Thanks. That sounds like my life with Hoop. "Babe. babe. babe. Tink. TINK. Tink. Bay-beeeeeee." "WHAT?!" "Do we have any milk?"